NSFW

I get it; my first Jeju post from the other day was kind of...vanilla. Could have been on any other lame ole blog in the world. You practically fell asleep trying to stay interested. It reminded you of trying to read a Toni Morrison novel when you were in high school, and you still don't even know who that is, even though you always draw that card when you play Cards Against Humanity.

Okay, I'll make it up to you.

But I have to ease you into it. Seriously, I have some XXX rated stuff I'm about to get to. You can't just scroll right into that, in case you actually are at work. So I'm going to start off nice and talk about this one time we hiked up a mountain in Jeju.

Seongsan Ilchulbong. Hehe, that's a funny name.

Seongsan Ilchulbong was a nice, easy family-friendly hike. Only took about 45 minutes total, and it was all paved or on steps. We could have done without the sweltering heat, but overall, it was a worthwhile trip for the views of the greener parts of the volcanic island.

It's like a vortex of stairs around these parts!

Just blending in...dont' want to look like a tourist today.

Taking another moment to act like a local

Lots of black, rocky beaches around here. Hawaii-ish island? Not so much.

So that was fun. Both that hike and that portion of this blog post.

Now on to the juicy stuff.

No, really. It's going to get ridiculous on here. Because Jeju Island has a place called Love Land. And it is a sexual theme park. I never knew there was an interest for this sort of place. That is, until I heard about it, and then I was interested.

The park features dozens of exhibits displaying humans in various sexual positions, as well as sexual organs in a variety of presentations. Go ahead and scroll at your own risk. The pictures speak for themselves.

And there ya have it...how we're going to save ourselves from having an actual conversation about "the birds and the bees" with our son!